"Getting my head cracked open at playschool when I was three. I was on a pirate swing and I fell under it and it sliced into my head. I had 24 stitches. If I ever shaved my head, I’d have a massive scar there."
CAN WE UNCALL IT?!
OH YES PLS UNCALL IT AALKFHKFHKSLLS
OMG MY BABIES